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15 Minutes Prior: LT Parker announces a 0700 formation. SFC Booker tells PFC Tran: fifteen minutes prior. Tran wants to know what's fifteen minutes prior to that, and sets his alarm accordingly.

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All Hands: Kendra calls an all-hands meeting about rising hold times. Marcus asks who's taking calls. Meanwhile, on the floor, every phone is lit and the queue is at 312.

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Super Scheduler: Halloween at the office. Ashley is the Super Scheduler, Omar is a slice of pizza narrating her like a movie trailer, and every request is covered before it's finished. Well, almost every request.

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Weekend Warrior: Kayla volunteers for every weekend and gets Saturday the 14th approved off. Two weeks later she calls to cancel it. Then she tells Kendra she never gets a weekend off.

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Holiday Hours: Holidays are mandatory if you didn't work one last year. Everyone flees to break, Marcus titles the email "Holiday Fun (Mandatory)," and Kayla thinks holidays at her old job count. Rick's record shows zero holidays in five years.

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Flu Shot: Field directors Vikram and Nadia both need the one available pharmacist for Saturday. They agree to be adults about it and share Greg.

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Swap Meet: Greg and Tina trade shifts back and forth chasing a B-Rate Friday. Ashley maps the whole thing out on the whiteboard.

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ALF: Omar announces the new annual leave system is simple. Every page of the instructions gets highlighted. Greg typed his birthday in the tenure box, Tina picked fourteen Mondays, and Omar celebrates zero IT tickets.

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B-Rate: Saturday has no pharmacist. Greg chases a B-Rate shift at a store that's fully staffed, Tina only wants to know about bonus pay, and Omar has an idea: a pizza contest. Ashley sends the email. Then Greg asks if picking up a shift and dropping it counts twice.

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